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"Brilliant, make me look like a whore, iTunes."

Put iTunes or Windows Media Player on shuffle and see what you get. (Take the first song as your answer to Question #1, and so on and so forth.)
1. What's my mood like right now?
Handbags and The Gladrags - Travis
(shit… it would be one of the songs I don’t understand)
2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
The Mule – The Magic Numbers
(Bollocks! I have an Uni interview tomoz! This is not a good omen)
3. What kind of person am I?
Kite – U2
(Aww! I’m a kite!)
4. Am I loved?
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
(“A message from my eyes says leave it alone”, f’ack off)
5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Sand In My Shoes - Dido
(Err… this songs about life being too hectic. So, yay? I’ll be busy, and hopefully happy)
6. What should I do with my life?
Good People – Jack Johnson
(LMAO! I love this game!)
7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
Step On My Old Size Nines – Stereophonics
(“Will I get what I want from this world?”, that’s just another question, really.)
8. What is my best quality?
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
(Wow! This is actually relevant, but I won’t listen; too skared.)
9. How does my sex life look?
I really am not going to write that.
10. What's the meaning of life?
Long Legs – The Magic Numbers
(Brilliant, make me look like a whore, iTunes.)
11. What do people think of me?
Until The End Of The World – U2
(Shame that isn’t true really, would be heartwarming.)
12. Would I make a good lover?
I’m With You – Avril Lavigne
(DUDE!)
13. How crazy am I?
Grace – U2
14. Will I have a good life in general?
Hero – Chad Kroeger
(Dude…!)
15. Can (insert name here) ever really love me?
Asthenia – Blink 182
(That means what?)
16. Can me and (insert name here) ever be more than friends?
Sunday Morning – Maroon 5
Score!
17. What's going to happen to me this week?
Welcome to Paradise - Greenday
SCORE!

I love James Nesbitt

I love him!

Well. That's all I've got to say really.

Anyway, must now return to my migraine.

Chow.

Marin.