Welcome to Said.The.Joker.To.The.Thief, part of a network of personal blogs. Oh, by the way, ditch I.E. Get Firefox or Opera.

Say what you feel girl. Say what you wanna do.

Bloody Firefox.
Bloody Opera.
Bloody Bullguard.
Smegging Windows!

I'm not going to dwell for long on why Firefox sucks because it will embarras me and cause Kali to laugh at me, and while that might not be as damaging as the Yellow-Cheese-Holder it will still hurt my punished ego...
So onto Opera. How can a programme that rocks in so many ways decide to fail in such a catastrophic manner?! You [notice the inclusive pronoun here people? I think you can tell me English exam is on Tuesday] can't actually write/edit posts in Opera, at all. It's utter shite. Which is a shame, considering it's potential... oh, apparently livejournal RSS's don't work, how bloody brilliant...
Bullguard sucks. It's told me FOUR times in the hour I've been on my computer that I have a virus and that it's contained it, which would be fine, but for the fact it's the SAME frigging virus! If it can't deal with one smeggin' virus the least it could do is not interupt my 'Windows Experience'.
I hate those Windows adverts. Helping children acheive what? Multi-billion dollar monopolies which operate virtually entirely illegally? Oh, yeah, good moral targets.

"Closer to finding out it doesn't mean anything" - gotta love Lifehouse